Akpos Jokes 5

Right Pocket

Akpos was in church one day when the pastor said, "Put your right hand in your right pocket. Whatever you see, give to the lord as a seed!"Akpos did so and the only N3000 left with him was given as a seed. Akpos went home furious. The next Sunday, the pastor said the same thing and Akpos obediently gave his last N1000 and was almost crying. When Akpos went to church the next Sunday, the pastor said, "Put your right hand in..."What was in Akpos right pocket was his car keys. Akpos immediately removed it and kept it in his left pocket. The pastor continued, "...in your left pocket and give as a seed unto the lord and see what God will do!"On hearing that, Akpos fainted!
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Decent Prostitute

Akpos stopped at a bar after work to have a drink. He started talking to a girl even though he is married, he thought she is so fine that he agreed to go to her place.

When he got to her place, he found out that she is a prostitute and that she wanted 5,000 Naira.

"Forget it," Akpos said, "You never told me you were a prostitute. But I do have 500 Naira with me, will you take that?"

"You won't get any decent prostitute for that amount," she replied.

She threw him out.

Later that night, Akpos and his wife went out for dinner. While they were eating, the same prostitute who happened to be eating there too recognised Akpos.

She came up to him and said, "See, I told you. Look at the kind of trash you picked up for 500 Naira."
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Write a Letter

During a class test, Teacher wrote on the board..."Write a letter to your friend from another school, tell him about your school, and also invite him to your school's upcoming inter house sport."In Just 10 minutes, Akpos was done writing, hurriedly stood up and ran out of the class with his Test paper sheet. 2 hours later, he came back to the class sweating, looking relaxed and smiling. The Teacher shouted, "Akpos! Come here, where went you? Why did you leave my class without permission and who permitted you to go out with your test Sheet?!"Akpos replied, "As I was writing the letter, I quickly remembered my friend's mom planned to pay a visit today to my friend. So I rushed to give her the letter so she can help me deliver it to him."
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Right Answers

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below:
Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page.
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?Ans.- Marriage.
Q.4- What day is the Nigeria Independence?Ans.- Independence Day
Q.5- When was Nelson Mandela Born?Ans.- On His Birthday.
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake!
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Flight 633

"This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos. "We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the Atlantic Ocean. If you look outside the window, you will see that the wing has fallen off and the engine is on fire. "If you look down the window, you will see a little yellow boat on the ocean. Inside the boat are 3 people waving at you, that's me, the Co-pilot and your Air hostess. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
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Names of Animals

Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter A?" Akpos stood up and said, "A lion." The teacher angrily said, "Get out of my class!" As Akpos was walking out of the class, the teacher asked again, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter M?" Akpos answered again, "Maybe a lion."
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