Dirty Jokes 1

Two boys go into a forest and walk around.   Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away.   The other chases after him. The boy asked "Why did u run away?"   The other said "My mom told me if i saw a naked women id turn to stone, i already felt something getting getting hard."
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A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"   The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."   Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?"   The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."   Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been?   Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."
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The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then daddy got on top of her..."

Sonny's mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."

The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said, "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Sonny. Tell daddy just what you told me."

"Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer."
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Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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