Dirty Jokes 7

Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.  Me: Whats that hunny?  Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.  Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, Ill break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel.  "How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant.  "Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"
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In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?", "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
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Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"  Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.   She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.  Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.  At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."  Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
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