Akpos Jokes 11

No Condoms

Akpos was making love to a girl when she realized he was not using a condom.She asked him, "You're not using a condom?!"Akpos answered, "Yes."She said, "Hope you don't have HIV/AIDS?"Akpos, looking irritated, replied, "NO!"The girl sighed and said, "Thank God. I don't want to get that thing again."Akpos fainted Immediately!
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Crazy Workers

Two factory workers, Tsbalala and Akpos are talking. Tsbalala says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." Akpos replies, "And how would you do that?" Tsbalala says, "Just wait and see."  He then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" Tsbalala replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." Akpos starts to follow Tsbalala and the boss says, "Where are you going?" Akpos says, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."
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What Is A Valley

TEACHER: What's a valley!
AKPOS: A valley is a long "depression" (or low part) in the land, between two higher parts, ma.
TEACHER: Excellent answer Akpos. Give me an example!
AKPOS: The space between your boobs, ma!
Akpos is currently serving a one month suspension.
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Coded Language

AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! Youre not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
AKPOS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh! AKPOS: Yes IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPOS: ILL BE BACK. HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
AKPOS: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPOS: Ill ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm
AKPOS: And while Im away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
AKPOS: PLEASE DONT PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I wont BRF.
AKPOS: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) Ill BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
AKPOS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL! AKPOS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!
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