Funny Quotes Jokes 8

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish. -Unknown
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If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. -Unknown
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. -Unknown
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I turned my phone onto Airplane mode and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever. -Unknown
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. -Unknown
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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital. -Unknown
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