Akpos Jokes 4

Sharing Formula

One hot afternoon, Akpos and two of his friends went for a walk. On the road, they saw a bag full of money and each of one of them suggested how the money would be shared amongst them.The first guy said; "I will draw a big circle on the ground and flip all the money up, which ever lands in the circle is mine, the rest is yours."The second friend disagreed and said; "I will draw a circle on the ground and flip all the money up, which ever lands outside the circle is mine while the one that lands in the circle is yours."Akpos thought for a while, and finally came up with his own crazy idea; "I will flip all the money up, which ever lands on the ground is mine, and anyone that stays up is for both of you."🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Example of Pronouns

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.
JOHN: HER
TEACHER: Ok, your sentence? 
JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.
TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?
AKPOS: HIM
TEACHER: Your Sentence?
AKPOS: Give him him book. It's hims.
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Bravest Man

One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with alligators gets my daughter or a million naira. Suddenly, Akpos was swimming very fast across the pool. He successfully made it through.
KING: Wow! You made it sir, what do you want, 1million or my daughter.
AKPOS: Sir with all due respect I want nothing of yours. All I want to know is the person who pushed me in the pool.
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Do It Again

AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again, sir.BOSS: Do it once more.AKPOS: Sir! I'm too weak to do it again. I've lost all strength.BOSS: Very good, come back to work.15 minutes later...BOSS: Here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.
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Smelling Class

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He asks, "Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?"Akpos replies, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out." The Principal asks, "Well then, why are you laughing?" Akpos replies, "Because they are in class taking in the smell while I'm here enjoying the fresh air."
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I Need Money

AKPOS: Kwame please, I'm going to be needing N100,000 from you... I promise to pay back with N120,000.KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for?AKPOS: I want to buy an iPhone 6s for my ex on her birthday so as to win her back.KWAME: First, send me your pastor's phone number...🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂

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Akpos Jokes 3

Coincidence.

TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.
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Stop Crying

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"A
KPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
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I'm God

AKPOS: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?
WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?
AKPOS: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".
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Pay Attention

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir.
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River Jordan

Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos shouted, "No wonder Jesus decided to walk on the sea."
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Dead Sea

John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger.  John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it'. Akpos not impressed said, "Do you know the Dead Sea? It was my father who killed it!"
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Transparent

Teacher; What's the opposite of Transparent   Akpors; Transchildren 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

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Akpos Jokes 2

Bring My Gun

One day, thieves came to Akpos' house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun.After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the thieves entered, his father brandished his gun at them and they began to tremble.  Suddenly, Akpos came out of the room. His father, surprised, commanded, "Go inside!"Akpos shouted back, "Dad, you forgot to put water into the gun."Akpos' father is currently in the hospital receiving treatment.
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Do You Exercise?

DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? AKPOS: Yes doctor... I play football and tennis daily.DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play?AKPOS: I play till the battery on my phone goes down.
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Marriage Court

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.
JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR?
AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.
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Handwriting

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting.
AKPOS: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it.
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Dumb Akpos

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Akpos!" One day Akpos' mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and even moved to another town! 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died! The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around, he saw our friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his phone charger! Don't tell me you thought that Akpos became a doctor?
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Akpos Jokes 1

Who Is That Fool?

Akpos was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry and said, "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore leave my house!"Neighbours intervened and the matter was resolved. But the Wife still nursed anger.Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that Akpos wanted to perform his manly duty. Sneaking his hands to touch his Wifes laps in the dark, the Wife shouted, "WHO IS THAT FOOL?!"Akpos replied, "It is me!"
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Cells

In a biology class, the teacher asked a question:
TEACHER: Class! What do we find in cells?
AKPOS: Thieves.
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Bad Question

Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.
PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?
TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?
PAPA: Akpos, what did you do?
AKPOS: I asked her why is Bra singular when it covers two items and Panties plural when it coversjust one item?
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