Akpos Jokes 10

S.H.I.T

A lady gets in an elevator and sees Akpos standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir." To which he replies, "SHIT, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice - T stands for "Thank", G stands for "Goodness," I stands for "It's," and F stands for "Friday." Akpos replies, "S stands for "Sorry," H stands for "Honey," I stands for "It's," and T stands for "Thursday."
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Female Voice

One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female voice was what he heard everytime he called and the lady would not let him speak to his dad. By the time the man got home that evening, his wife was fuming seriously. She was so angry that she met him at his car and grabbed his shirt right there in the front yard. "How dare you cheat on me?" she shouted, attracting the neighbours instantly. "How could you? After all we have been through?"The confused man stared at her. He could not fathom why she was so mad at him. The neighbours tried to calm her down but she refused, and when someone asked for evidence, she recounted the phone call episode and called on Akpos to repeat everything the lady on the phone said."The number you are calling is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later," Akpos said.
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A Stressed Man

A stressed man was thinking deeply in his office about all his problems, when suddenly a man rushed into his office and shouted, "AKPOS! AKPOS! Your daughter just had an accident and died!" He suddenly jumped out of his window. Immediately he remembered his office was 10 floors away, then he remembered he does not have a daughter and he also remembered his name was not even AKPOS!
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Akpors and The Principal

Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"
PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].
AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished writing it.
PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are telling me that you have not finished?
AKPORS: This is not what I want to write.
PRINCIPAL: So what did you want to write?
AKPORS: I wanted to write "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"
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Tree Money

A teacher came to the class and advised the children to work hard. She said, "Money don't grow on tree." Akpos stood up and asked the teacher, "If money doesn't grow on tree, why do banks have branches?"
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