Dirty Jokes 2

A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide.   ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian.   The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section.   It’s empty.’  ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian.   ‘They don’t often bring them back.
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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.   The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."  The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Grace."  The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Eminence."  The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.   The first three women give her this subtle "Well…?"  She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6’2, hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, Oh my God…"
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Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
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A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesnt pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident!" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"  He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, youre going to shit when I tell you the price."
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.   He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.  She says, "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"  "I dont care, open it now!" he replies.  So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.  The guy says, "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!" she looks at him, "BUT, they are sperm samples?"   "DO IT!"  So the nurse sucks it back.  "That one there, drink that one as well," so the nurse drinks that one as well.  Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey its not that hard."
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