Akpos Jokes 13

Who Died?

PRINCIPAL: Why were you absent yesterday? AKPOS: I attended a burial ma. PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punishing you today. Now answer me... Who died? AKPOS: The first son of the cousin of my grand-mother's youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncle's youngest step-son and he was also... PRINCIPAL: Alright! Alright! Please! That's enough! Just go to the Class!
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The Customer Is Always Right

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss:BOSS: Akpos, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?AKPOS: Yes sir! The customer is always right.BOSS: So what were you arguing about? AKPOS: He said you are a moron and an idiot, sir!
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Faithful

KWAME: I don't know why people find it difficult to be faithful to their spouses and partners.                                   AKPOS: I can't even imagine it. I have never cheated on my six girlfriends.
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Bible or Iphone

PASTOR: If your bible and your Iphone is falling, which one will you catch first?AKPOS: My Iphone. Because the word of God cannot be broken.
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HIV Test

Akpos went for HIV test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that, ''Everything you are looking forward to this week shall be positive!''Akpos jumped to his feet and shouted, ''I reject it in Jesus name! My own go be Negative ooooo!"
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Bad Assignment

Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher...TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and in bad taste. I'm going to send your father a note about it.AKPOS: I don't think that would help ma. He wrote it.
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Triplet

Akpos who just received a message that his wife has given birth, ran happily to the hospital and the following conversation took place between him and the doctor...DOCTOR: Congratulation sir, your wife has just given birth to Triplet.  AKPOS: Thanks doctor but why did you and my wife name the baby without my consent?
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Dead Cat

The teacher asked Akpos, "Why is your cat at school today Akpos?" Akpos replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Akpos leaves for school today!'"
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Parachute Landing.

AKPOS: Buy this parachute and land safely On the ground during emergency.CUSTOMER: What if the parachute doesn't open when needed?AKPOS: You will get your money back whenever I See you.
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The Desert

Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry:MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum.MOTHER: What were you taught in school today?AKPOS: Agriculture.MOTHER: Which topic?AKPOS: The Desert!MOTHER: What is a desert?AKPOS: A desert is a barren area of land where plants or grasses hardly grow on.MOTHER: Good boy. Give an example?AKPOS: Dad's Head.
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