Comedians Jokes 2

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. -Mitch Hedberg
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I never actually grasped the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep, is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld
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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.  -Conan O'Brien
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The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe YOU money. -Jay Leno
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I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!
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When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me!
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