Little Johnny Jokes 2

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.  The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.  "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.  "My goldfish died and Im gonna bury him," Johnny replied.  "Thats a really big hole for a goldfish, isnt it?" asked the neighbor.  "Thats because hes inside your cat!"
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Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what Idid.
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.  She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up!"  After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.   The teacher said, "Do you think youre stupid, Little Johnny?"  "No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up and read his essay.

It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed.

"Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this." So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom,and closes the door. - first, johnny, I want you to take off my blouse. So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. - ok, now take off my skirt... And he takes off her skirt. - now take off my bra. Which he does. - and now, johnny, please take off my panties. And when johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
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