Funny Quotes Jokes 13

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. -Unknown
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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself. -Unknown
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She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. -Groucho Marx
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -Ambrose Bierce
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. -George Carlin
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? -Margaret Smith
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