Funny Quotes Jokes 6

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Unknown
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Mouthology

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing. -Unknown
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Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. -Charles M. Schulz
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They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? -Nishan Panwar
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. -Will Rogers
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