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Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't. In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars. This seemed very strange so she went to Fred and asked, "Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?" He replied, "Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box." Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times. "But where did the 10 thousand dollars come from?" she asked. "Well, every time I got a dozen, I sold it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm the Devil," she responded. "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #PRMPSmartJokes Like page and share. 🚮Visit for more Jokes ⏩ prmpsmartjokes.blogspot.com Telegram Channel ➡️ t.me/prmpsmartjokes Follow on twitter.com/prmpsmartjokes

Relationships Jokes 7

Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic.... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father   asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"      The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike."   sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about   you."
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A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"
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The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosum
10. Merry Cherry
At the Post:They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming. At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up. Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through the door and boots the cat halfway across the room. The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna tell him, or should I ?"
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Relationships Jokes 6

So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"
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Childhood Diseases   Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed   together for the first   time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted   and discolored. "What   happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease   called tolio." "Don't you   mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed   his pants and revealed   an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she   asked. "Well, I also   had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only   affects the knees." When   he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you   also had smallpox!"
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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
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Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain. The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?" "It's a condom," The first lady replies. "Well, where can you buy those?" the second lady asks."Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies. So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter. "Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist. "Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."
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Why Jim Smith Lost His First love Jim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.  During the wrapping, the items got mixed up.(The sweetheart got the panties.)  Without checking the contents, Jim sealed his package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note. Dearest Darling,This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten you this Christmas. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove.  These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had worn for three weeks and they were hardly soiled.  I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked smart.  I wish I could put them on you the first time. No doubt, other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have the chance to see you again.  When you take them off blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.  I hope you like them and will wear them for me next Friday night.                                                           All My Love,                                           JimmyP.S.  Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.      Also, the sales girl showed me how they look when worn in the      latest style - folded down with the fur showing.
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm the Devil," she responded. "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister👰." 😂😂😂 The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?" "Yep." "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed." 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 #PRMPSmartJokes Like page and share. 🚮Visit for more Jokes ⏩ prmpsmartjokes.blogspot.com

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language. 😂😂😂😂😂 Husband: Every time I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush! 😂😂😂😂😂 John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom." 😂😂😂😂😂 Click and Like page for more▶️ #PRMPSmartJokes 🚮Visit for more Jokes ⏩ prmpsmartjokes.blogspot.com

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There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor. A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh. The next morning, the younger brothers asked their brother what the noise they'd heard last night was. He replied, "Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl."The middle brother was excited by that, so he brought over his girlfriend the next night. During that night, the two other brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh. The eldest and youngest asked him what the noise in his room last night was. He replied, "Click- turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl."Now, the youngest brother was really excited. So he brought over his girlfriend, and that night, the older brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!In the morning, the older brothers asked him what the noise in his room was. So, he said, "Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-landed on the bedpost!
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Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired   of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing   shabby clothes."      "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same   reasons."
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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Why are women like snow flakes??          They are all beautiful.         They are all different.         They can all be cold as ice.         But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
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A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot over looking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. Inside there was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat calmly knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, obligingly cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, Officer?""What are you doing?" the policeman asked."What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine."Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "I think she's knitting a sweater."Confused, the officer asked, "How old are you, young man?""I'm nineteen," he replied."And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
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School Jokes 5

This guy went to school and he asked  "May I use the bathroom?"  The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abcs."  The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."  The teacher asked "Wheres the p?  He replied, " running down my leg!"
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?   Fred: None!   Fred (surprised): Why not?   Fred: Because you cant lay eggs!
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."   Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence.   How many would be left?”  Boy: “None.”  Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!”  Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
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The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?"  Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."
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One night 4 MBA students were outing till late night and didn`t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.   In the morning they thought of a plan.   They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.   They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.    Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.   They said they will be ready by that time.   On the third day they appeared before the dean.   The dean said that this was a special condition test.    All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.   They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.   The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks:  Q.1. Write down your name –(2 marks)  Q.2. Which tyre burst — (98 marks)
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Teacher: If you eat fish?  Student: Its good for my eyes.  Teacher: If you don't eat fish?  Student: Its good for the fish!
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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?   Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !"  Ramu: "Its a family tradition".  Teacher: "What do you mean?"  Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".  Teacher: "What about your mother?"  Ramu: "She's a woman".
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Mom: What did you do at school today?  Mark: We did a guessing game.  Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.  Mark: That’s right!
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