Akpos Jokes 4

Sharing Formula

One hot afternoon, Akpos and two of his friends went for a walk. On the road, they saw a bag full of money and each of one of them suggested how the money would be shared amongst them.The first guy said; "I will draw a big circle on the ground and flip all the money up, which ever lands in the circle is mine, the rest is yours."The second friend disagreed and said; "I will draw a circle on the ground and flip all the money up, which ever lands outside the circle is mine while the one that lands in the circle is yours."Akpos thought for a while, and finally came up with his own crazy idea; "I will flip all the money up, which ever lands on the ground is mine, and anyone that stays up is for both of you."🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Example of Pronouns

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.
JOHN: HER
TEACHER: Ok, your sentence? 
JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.
TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?
AKPOS: HIM
TEACHER: Your Sentence?
AKPOS: Give him him book. It's hims.
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Bravest Man

One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with alligators gets my daughter or a million naira. Suddenly, Akpos was swimming very fast across the pool. He successfully made it through.
KING: Wow! You made it sir, what do you want, 1million or my daughter.
AKPOS: Sir with all due respect I want nothing of yours. All I want to know is the person who pushed me in the pool.
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Do It Again

AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again, sir.BOSS: Do it once more.AKPOS: Sir! I'm too weak to do it again. I've lost all strength.BOSS: Very good, come back to work.15 minutes later...BOSS: Here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.
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Smelling Class

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He asks, "Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?"Akpos replies, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out." The Principal asks, "Well then, why are you laughing?" Akpos replies, "Because they are in class taking in the smell while I'm here enjoying the fresh air."
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I Need Money

AKPOS: Kwame please, I'm going to be needing N100,000 from you... I promise to pay back with N120,000.KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for?AKPOS: I want to buy an iPhone 6s for my ex on her birthday so as to win her back.KWAME: First, send me your pastor's phone number...🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂

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