Akpos Jokes 17

What Are Friends For?

Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I am sorry." Akpos shouted, "You slept with my wife?!" Ochuko said, "Please forgive me."Akpos cooled down and said, "What are friends for? I forgive you." The following week, Ochuko was furious that someone had harvested all his crops in his farmland. During their drinking time in the evening, Akpos said to Ochuko, "Ochuko, I have a confession to make." Ochuko asked, "What is it?" Akpos said, "I was the one who harvested all your crops. I am very sorry I did that." Ochuko, after getting angry, said, "What are friends for? I forgive you." Two weeks later, they were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko said to Akpos, "Akpos, I have a confession to make." Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "I poisoned your drink because I was angry with you. Please forgive me.Akpos said, "So you poisoned my drink? Anyway what are friends for? I forgive you. I also have a confession tomake." Ochuko asked, "What is it?" Akpos said, "I am sorry! I exchanged our drinks. Please forgive me!"
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Blood Test

Akpos met Kwame crying at the entrance of the hospital. The following conversation ensued:AKPOS: Kwame, why are you crying?KWAME: I came for a blood test and they cut my finger for it.Suddenly Akpos started crying...KWAME: (wipes his tears) Akpos, why are you crying?AKPOS: I came here for a urine test.
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Who Slapped The President?

The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train.The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap! The train came out of the tunnel. The deputy and Akpos were sitting down looking perplexed. The President was bent over holding his face, which was red from an apparent slap. All of them remained diplomatic and nobody said anything.The Deputy was thinking; "These men are all crazily after Agbani Darego. The President must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."Agbani Darego was thinking: "The President must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Akpos instead and got slapped."The President was thinking; "Damn it, Akpos must have tried to kiss Agbani Darego and she thought it was me and slapped me."Akpos was thinking; "If this train goes through another tunnel, I would make another kissing sound and slap the President again."
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What Should I Send?

A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Akpos standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your dreams. Ifyou are laughing, send me your laughter. If you are eating, send me some food. If you are crying, send me your tears. If you are withdrawing from the ATM, send me some money."Akpos replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I send?"
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See Correct Children

Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The following conversation ensued:ANNOUNCER: Best student in sciences; the winner is Kwame.FATHER: (applauds and eyes Akpos scornfully) See correct children!ANNOUNCER: Best student in commercial studies; the winner is Kemi.FATHER: (hisses and eyes Akpos again) See correct children!ANNOUNCER: Best student in Arts; the winner is Helen.FATHER: (fuming with anger) See correct children!And so, all the awards were presented without any going to Akpos. At the end of the event, they left and went to the car park but as his dad got ready to start the car, the engine refused to respond. He opened the bonnet and touched a few things but his efforts did not yield any response, so they resorted to pushing it. Just as they got to the exit of the school, the rickety car sparked up. Exhausted and profusely sweating, Akpos rested on the gate just as his mates were driving off with their parents in Hummer, Sequia, Infinity, Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Navigator, Range Rover and other exotic cars. All of a sudden, Akpos burst into laughter.His puzzled father asked, "What??s so funny?"Amidst teary eyes, Akpos responded, "SEE CORRECT FATHERS!"
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