Akpos Jokes 7

Eating Condom

One day, Akpos calls 911, "Come quick, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After 5 mins, Akpos calls back, "It's okay, I found another one."
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Job Problem

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:
WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married.
AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office.
WIFE: And what is the problem darling?
AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
WIFE: Whaaat!!!The wife fainted!
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Robbing Houses

Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, "The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and they operate by jumping through fences." Then Akpos replied, "That's terrible! But thank God I'm lucky."Kwame then asked, "Why? Do you have a dog?"Akpos replied, "No, my house does not have a fence."
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Lost in the Woods

Akpos and two of his friends (Kwame and Thambo) are lost in a forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."So Kwame goes first, "I have been stuck here for too long, I miss my family and my wife and my life. I just want to go home."POOF!!! he's gone.Then Thambo makes his wish, "I don't want to die here. I'm so tired of this place! I want to go home too."POOF!!! he's gone.Then Akpos suddenly feeling so lonely said, "I wish my friends were here."
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Exam Scores

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few days later, the result of their scores came out. Akpos had an E.As Akpos was going home, he saw his brother with a swollen head, limping towards him. Surprised, Akpos asked him, "What happened? Who did this to you?"Mike slowly and painfully replied, "Daddy did this to me, because I had a B in Maths."Akpos has not been found for the past two weeks now!
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Jerry Can

TEACHER: If a man from Mexico is called a Mexican. What is a man from Jericho called??.
AKPOS: Jerry can.
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