Akpos Jokes 8

Don't Swallow Me

During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide.The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me."Akpos replies, "Don't worry ma, I don't eat goat meat."
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Akpos Baptized

Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.
AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.
PASTOR: Grace is for females.
AKPOS: What about Disgrace?
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Nice Taste

Akpos enter into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant, "Could you taste this please?" says Akpos. The Chemist assistant takes the tea spoon, put it in his mouth, swills the liquid and swallows it. "Does it taste sweet?" says Akpos. "No, not at all" says the Chemist assistant. "Good!" says Akpos "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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Type of Sentence

In an English class...
TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?
AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
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Exam Scores

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few days later, the result of their scores came out. Akpos had an E.As Akpos was going home, he saw his brother with a swollen head, limping towards him. Surprised, Akpos asked him, "What happened? Who did this to you?"Mike slowly and painfully replied, "Daddy did this to me, because I had a B in Maths."Akpos has not been found for the past two weeks now!
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