Akpos Jokes 9

Football Dream

Akpos went to the doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream, I am always playing football." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." Akpos replies, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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Coincidence

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? AKPOS: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
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Doing Drugs

AKPOS DAD: A little bird told me you're doing drugs.
AKPOS: You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?!
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Primary Five Class

A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm saying!"Akpos replied, "I have also been in this class for seven years now."
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Car Brake

AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!
KWAME: How can I help you?
AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.
KWAME: How can I be of help here?
AKPOS: Please, just stay at the front of the car while I drive towards you.
KWAME: Ok.
After Some Minutes, Kwame was rushed to the hospital with broken legs while Akpos is now in the Police Station.Please, who is the FOOL here, Akpos or Kwame?
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