Funny Quotes Jokes 9

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself. -Unknown
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I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. -Unknown
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Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
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I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years! -Unknown
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I only drink alchohol on days that end in y... -Unknown
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