Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.
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Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road?
A:Milk and Quackers
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
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Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
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Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
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Q:Whats the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: The United States of America!
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.
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Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
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Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?A: FIRETRUCK.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
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Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!
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Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high Cs.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business.
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Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
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Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Q: What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba?
A: An ice cube.
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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
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A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights.
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/hour.
The BMW driver totally forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ: Calling all stations: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake.
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Q: "Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You cant tuna fish."
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Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
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Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard
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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
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Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .? Ans : On their Wedding. . .
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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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