School Jokes 1

Teacher: "I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense."  Student: "In future tense, You will go to jail."
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Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.   How much is six plus four?"  Class: "At once!"
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  Student: A teacher!
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"Dad, I dont want to go to school today." said the boy.  "Why not, son?"  "Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."  "But why dont you want to go today?"  "Because our English teacher died yesterday!"
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Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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