Akpos Jokes 6

SMS Message

There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading:"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you."
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Mental School

Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day, Akpos got there early and climbed the tree. As Kwame came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked, "What are you doing up there?"Akpos replied, "I am now in high school."
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The Best Stress

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?
MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.
JOHN: I hate STRESS.
AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love in her office.
The Teacher fainted!
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Money Above Life

Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira! Now,my car is a total write-off!"The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic.You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". Akpos looked at his bloody arm and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! Where is my gold wristwatch, and my ring!!?"
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Question Tag

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples?
KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?
TEACHER: Wrong! Can anybody correct him?
AKPOS: Don't mind that blocked head sir. The correct sentence is, "We will chop yam today. Yamin't we?
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Mum's Funeral

One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go.WIFE: A list wont be necessary; well just get two cabbages and two litres of cooking oil.AKPOS: Is it going to be enough?WIFE: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough! They left for town and after getting the two cabbages and two litres of cooking oil. Akpos asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of not wasting money on the funeral.Then they hit the road towards the village. They reached an interjection where the road branches to different towns. Akpos who was driving, took a turn towards his wifes home town.WIFE: Where are we going? I thought you said we are going to the funeral of your mum?AKPOS: Yes we are. But its actually YOUR mother who passed away.WIFE: (shocked and crying) But the grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff!AKPOS: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said yes, so we are not going back!
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