School Jokes 2

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?   The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."  The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.   He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.   Every hand went up.  The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give  5 to Priya,  3 to Sonia and  2 to Penny then what will you get?"  "3 new Girlfriends!"
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.  Student asked: How?  Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!  The student wrote 5 and stopped.  Teacher: What are you waiting for?  Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,   “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.   “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible!   I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”  The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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