School Jokes 3

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic.   The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”  The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!”  The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?”  The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.”  The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!”  The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?”  The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.”  To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
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Teacher: What makes you see?  Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.  Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?  Bobyjack: Its to hold my glasses!
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?  Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!  Teacher: What are you talking about?  Ramu: Yesterday you said its H to O!
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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.  One boy throws his bag out the window.  Teacher: who just threw that?!  Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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Teacher: Where is your homework? 
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
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School Jokes 2

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?   The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."  The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.   He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.   Every hand went up.  The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give  5 to Priya,  3 to Sonia and  2 to Penny then what will you get?"  "3 new Girlfriends!"
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.  Student asked: How?  Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!  The student wrote 5 and stopped.  Teacher: What are you waiting for?  Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,   “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.   “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible!   I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”  The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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