School Jokes 12

Fred: I got 100 in school today.

Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.

Mother: Well, at least you can add!
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?

Pupil : A fight!
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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!

Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. 

Only a pin-head is positive. 

Student: Are you sure of that, sir? 

Professor: Positive.
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