Dirty Jokes 1

Two boys go into a forest and walk around.   Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away.   The other chases after him. The boy asked "Why did u run away?"   The other said "My mom told me if i saw a naked women id turn to stone, i already felt something getting getting hard."
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A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"   The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."   Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?"   The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."   Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been?   Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."
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The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then daddy got on top of her..."

Sonny's mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."

The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said, "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Sonny. Tell daddy just what you told me."

"Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer."
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Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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Funny Quotes Jokes 13

I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. -Unknown
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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself. -Unknown
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She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. -Groucho Marx
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -Ambrose Bierce
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. -George Carlin
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? -Margaret Smith
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Funny Quotes Jokes 12

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. -Mark Twain
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. -Winston Churchill
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We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing! -Unknown
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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it. -Unknown
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Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it. -Unknown
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