Funny Quotes Jokes 8

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish. -Unknown
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If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send somebody else to pick it up for me. -Unknown
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. -Unknown
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I turned my phone onto Airplane mode and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever. -Unknown
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. -Unknown
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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and you’ll end up in the hospital. -Unknown
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Funny Quotes Jokes 7

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde
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There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot. -L
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I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound like an idiot. -Unknown
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Never steal. The government hates competition. -Unknown
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Now I started remembering why I dont remember anything! -Homer Simpson
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. -Steven Wright
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The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Unknown
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Mouthology

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing. -Unknown
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Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. -Charles M. Schulz
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They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? -Nishan Panwar
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. -Will Rogers
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