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Thursday, November 29, 2018

Answer me this 3

Q: What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba?
A: An ice cube.
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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
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A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.

I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights.

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/hour.

The BMW driver totally forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ: Calling all stations: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake.
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Q: "Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?"  A: "You cant tuna fish."
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Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
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