Akpos Jokes 21

Big Testicles

Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his property so that he can buy an air ticket and go and participate in the competition. He flew to the United States and when he got there, he found the competition had ended. So he approached one of the participants who was crying, and this is how the conversation went. AKPOS: Why are you crying sir?  MAN: I lost! I thought I was going to win.AKPOS: (he looked at the man's testicles) You lost and your testicles are as big as fully grown watermelons, who won then?MAN: (pointing) That man over there. AKPOS: You mean that guy on a hill? MAN: That's not a hill, those are his testicles!  Akpos Fainted!
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ATM Money

Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then walks into the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew, telling the Teller, "My money is not safe outside there in the ATM. People are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank please!"
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Corruption Free

TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
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Akpos Finds America

TEACHER: Akpos, go to the map and find North America. AKPOS: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: AKPOS!!!
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Examination Text

And that was how Akpos entered into the JAMB examination hall with his phone. Waiting patiently for the message that contains the expo (examination answers). He hasn't written anything, but was busy eating his biro. He waited till 10 minutes to the end of exam before the message (expo) he was waiting for came in. Smiling, he opened the message. Guess what he sees: "To Download "Ladi" (ABACHA) By Phyno And Olamide ft. Lil kesh, Reply 1 to 4900 for N50 only (powered by Mtn).Akpos fainted immediately!.
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