Akpos Jokes 3

Coincidence.

TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.
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Stop Crying

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"A
KPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
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I'm God

AKPOS: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?
WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?
AKPOS: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".
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Pay Attention

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir.
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River Jordan

Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos shouted, "No wonder Jesus decided to walk on the sea."
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Dead Sea

John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger.  John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it'. Akpos not impressed said, "Do you know the Dead Sea? It was my father who killed it!"
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Transparent

Teacher; What's the opposite of Transparent   Akpors; Transchildren 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

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