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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7." Please give us a like #PRMPSmartJokes

Little Johnny Jokes 7

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, "Mommy, is God Black or White?"

She replies, "Well, Honey, God is both Black and White."

Then he says, "Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?"

"God is both a boy and a girl, Honey," she replies.

"Mommy, is God gay or straight?" he inquires again.

Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, "Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight."

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
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Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born? " "The stork brought you to us. " "Oh," said Little Johnny. "Well, how did you and daddy get born? " he asked. "Oh, the stork brought us too. " "So... how were grandpa and grandma born? " "Well, darling, the stork brought them too," said the mother. The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, "This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations. "
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described. Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking." "OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it."Christopher: "I know what it is, it's an orange." Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking." Johnny: "Can I try, Teacher?" Teacher: "Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean!" Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a second, and says "My object is round, hard, and has a head on it." Teacher: "Alright Johnny, go to the office!" Johnny: "No Teacher, it's a quarter, but, I like the way you're thinking!"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.  She called on him and said, "Johnny!   What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"  Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Sunday Class

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
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Akpos Jokes 21

Big Testicles

Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his property so that he can buy an air ticket and go and participate in the competition. He flew to the United States and when he got there, he found the competition had ended. So he approached one of the participants who was crying, and this is how the conversation went. AKPOS: Why are you crying sir?  MAN: I lost! I thought I was going to win.AKPOS: (he looked at the man's testicles) You lost and your testicles are as big as fully grown watermelons, who won then?MAN: (pointing) That man over there. AKPOS: You mean that guy on a hill? MAN: That's not a hill, those are his testicles!  Akpos Fainted!
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ATM Money

Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then walks into the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew, telling the Teller, "My money is not safe outside there in the ATM. People are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank please!"
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Corruption Free

TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
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Akpos Finds America

TEACHER: Akpos, go to the map and find North America. AKPOS: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: AKPOS!!!
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Examination Text

And that was how Akpos entered into the JAMB examination hall with his phone. Waiting patiently for the message that contains the expo (examination answers). He hasn't written anything, but was busy eating his biro. He waited till 10 minutes to the end of exam before the message (expo) he was waiting for came in. Smiling, he opened the message. Guess what he sees: "To Download "Ladi" (ABACHA) By Phyno And Olamide ft. Lil kesh, Reply 1 to 4900 for N50 only (powered by Mtn).Akpos fainted immediately!.
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