School Jokes 10

The answer to the problem was “log(1+x)”.   A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn’t want to make it obvious that he was  cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to “timber(1+x).”
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Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don't understand life.  Tracy: What do you mean?  Stacy: When we were a younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up...
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"                                                    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:"How much for a season pass?"
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.   Everyone must attend it.  Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it.  Teacher: Why?  Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.   At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.   The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,   “Take only one. God is watching.”  Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.   One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.   God is watching the apples.”
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