Little Johnny Jokes 9

Most wanted

Little Johnny’s kindergarden class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 Most Wanted men. One of the kids pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.”
"So," Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
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Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?? ?_? Teacher : Not at all. :|] Little Johnny : That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!! :P
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Little Johnny goes to his sisters room and picks up something.   His sister tells him to give it back, she wants to keep it as a souvenir.   He asks her what it is.  She says, "its a donut."    Then Little Johnny says, "give me fifty cents."    Johnny gives her the used condom, and his sister gives him 50 cents.   He goes to the kitchen with a big smile on his face, and his mom asks him why he's smiling.   He says, "My sister gave me fifty cents for a donut, but I already licked out all the custard!
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?   Teacher: Little Johnny, May I go to the bathroom?   Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her top less. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts. Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven. Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!What do you mean? Says his mother. Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!
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