Akpos Jokes 22

Opposite of Original

TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
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A Barking Dog Never Bites

Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious-looking dog. As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, "Come on in, Akpos! Don't be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites." "Yes," replied Akpos, "I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but does your dog know it?"
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3 New Words

TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow. Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone. AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me an assignment to find three new words or phrases. Can you help me with it?MUM: (feeling irritated) Shut up!AKPOS: Thanks mum. Akpos passes by the living room when he hears his big brother yell, "Superman!". He takes it as his second word. As night approaches, Akpos takes a walk, he passes in front of a classy restaurant, then he hears a man say, "Ladies first". He takes it as his third word/phrase. Akpos goes to school the next day and the teacher asks what his words are...AKPOS: Shut up!TEACHER: Who do you think you are...?AKPOS: Superman!TEACHER: Let's go to the headteacher's office now!AKPOS: Ladies first.
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Killer Son

AKPOS: Dad, do you remember that day I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Dad do you also remember that day I killed a honey bee and You said no Honey for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Well, mummy just killed A cockroach, what should I tell her?
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Somersaulted Car

A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times. Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and said; 
AKPOS: Madam, so of all things to do, you were busy counting how many times the car somersaulted?
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