School Jokes 12

Fred: I got 100 in school today.

Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.

Mother: Well, at least you can add!
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?

Pupil : A fight!
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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!

Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. 

Only a pin-head is positive. 

Student: Are you sure of that, sir? 

Professor: Positive.
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Answer me this Jokes 10

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? 
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.
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Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road?
A:Milk and Quackers
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
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Answer me this Jokes 9

Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
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Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
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Q:Whats the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?   A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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