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The difference between having guts and having balls! Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next.' #PRMPSmartJokes Like and share

Answer me this 5

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?  A: A jump rope!
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Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
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Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!
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Q: How did the pirate get through School?  A: By sailing on high Cs.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business.
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Answer me this 4

Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
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Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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