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A Cardiologist died. According to his will, he was buried in a Heart shaped grave. One of the doctors Laughed at the grave. People asked, 'Why did you laugh at the heart shaped grave?" Doctor Replied, 'I am thinking about my grave. I am a Gynecologist':- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? Pupil: I get up early! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" The doctor asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?" "Oh no," Edgar replied, "I've never done either." Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?" Edgar said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the doctor asked. "No, I don't," Edgar replied. Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or run around with women?" "No," Edgar said, "I don't do any of those things." The good doctor looked at Edgar and said, "Then why the heck do you want to live to be 80?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Click and Like the page for more▶️ #PRMPSmartJokes

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A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I am a congressman!" The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"🤣 🤣 ===========================================≠============ Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!😂😂 ===========================================≠============ A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Well, I don't want THAT one back.🤣🤣😂 Click and Like the page for more▶️ #PRMPSmartJokes

Little Johnny Jokes 5

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"  Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".  The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.  "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.  Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
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Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"
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Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye.   His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"     "But Dad, it wasn't my fault.   We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt.   I reached over and pulled it out.   That's when she hit me!"       "Johnny," the father said.   "You don't do those kind of things to women."       Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.   Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"       "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault.   There we were in church saying our prayers.   We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.   Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.   Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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If you had a dollar, quizzed the teacher, and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?  One dollar. answered little Johnny.  You don't know your basic math. said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.  Little Johnny shook his head too, You don't know my daddy.
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Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board.   On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "It was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
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