Neigbour's Clothes
A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping...
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Mandela Treatment
GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
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A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.
The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
Later, he says, Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry.
She immediately replies, The one on the right.
That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?
The Indian mother replies, I don't like her.
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Talking Twins
Twin babies in the womb saw "someone" familiar coming towards them. The first baby said, "Hey daddy iscoming inside to play with us." The second baby replied, "It's not daddy, but his friend. Daddy doesn't cover his face with a rubber mask when he wants to play with us. You will see, this one will not give us ice cream when he is leaving"
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5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)
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Don't Do It!
HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?
HUSBAND: Our wedding ceremony.
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