This guy went to school and he asked "May I use the bathroom?" The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abcs." The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher asked "Wheres the p? He replied, " running down my leg!"
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you cant lay eggs!
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?” Boy: “None.” Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!” Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
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The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."
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